[Speaking]    Oye vieja, ven paca    Porque estas enojada eh?    Why you mad?    Well, maybe if you stayed home more and didn't go out with your friends    I'd be more happier,    So now I gotta depend on your sister    Don't get crazy with, her she's just helping me out    Oye I wrote a song about her, mira       Once a week she cooks tamales    In her cocina in the kitchen, there I seen you girl    (Flame oh no)    Tell me can we start eating    Me dijo "No"    You see my hina don't like what she's doin'    (Noohohoh)    Cause her hermana gets attention    (Hell noohohoh)    And now my lady wants to throw me out the house    Because I mentioned (mentioned)       (Chorus)    That I'm in love with her sister    She's cooking she's looking real firme    Baby please take it easy    (I'm in love with your sister)    She washes the dishes with soap and    She washes my socks and calzones    (I'm in love with your sister)    No complaining, I'm saying she's staying    She even beat me at playstation    (I'm in love with your sister)    She watches novelas, George Lopez    Por favor mija no llores       [Rap]       Check it out mija, round two       She's every vatos dream    She's God gift to earth    She's not that pretty, but beauty don't only come in skirts    She's not a freaky hina but she knows Aunt Jemima    Gotta keep me fat cause she knows    Memo is a hard-core rhyma    Nacho Memo keep it ghetto    Ven hermana, Yo te quiero    Let me see that recipe    I want you standing next to me    Beans and Rice and Menudo    I know she got me when I'm crudo    That's all I have to say about that, girl       Cause I'm in love with your sister    (She's cooking she's looking real firme)    Baby please take it easy    (I'm in love with your sister)    She washes the dishes with soap and    She washes my socks and calzones    (I'm in love with your sister)    No complaining, I'm saying she's staying    She even beat me at playstation    (I'm in love with your sister)    She watches novelas, George lopez    Por favor mija no llores    (I'm in love with your sister)       [Dialogue: Sisters Arguing]       Ay, Anna sabes que?    Whatcha been cookin for my man for ay?    Cause you ain't got no food at your house    What you mean I ain't got no food at my house?    From feeding all those babies you got cause you've been sleeping around    Don't even be talking to me about sleeping around    Why your man at my house all the time?    Girl didn't you just hear me?    I said I got enchiladas at my house for him    Enchiladas made outta what?    Girl you don't need my recipe    No, I think he likes coming to my house cause    I do his dishes, I do his laundry    Anyways, I'm the only one that does his laundry and cooks his food    Or so you thought       [Song]       Cause I'm in love with your sister    (She's cooking she's looking real firme)    Baby please take it easy    (I'm in love with your sister )    She washes the dishes with soap and,    she washes my socks and calzones    (I'm in love with your sister )    No complaining I'm saying she's saying    She even beat me at playstation    (I'm in love with your sister )    She watches novelas, George Lopez    Por favor, mija no llores    (I'm in love with your sister )       [Speaking]       So there it is right there mija    Entiendes, you understand me?    Don't be mad    You know I love you    So what are you gonna do, leave?    Fine, I'll catch you laters    Babe I'm just kidding come back!       [door slams]