I cant help staring when you're hardly wearing a thing   Your lascivious mouth is full of smiles   Your laughter echoes off the bathroom tiles   With your pretty hands folded sweetly in your lap   You make such a tantalising trap         But who deserves your perfect curves and wiles?    Well, I can tell you now that it won't be me   Because my girlfriend's waiting patiently   And I have noticed that you're inclined to tease   So don't make this any harder for me please         Oh please don't look so confused   I guess you're seldom refused   You must think I'm insane   Walking out knowing I won't get this chance again?          You kissed me once and you got a response, and I know   After a kiss like that some men would leave their wife   But I don't want to destroy my life   Just because you look at me that way   It doesn't mean that I'm about to stay         But I can hardly believe   That I'm about to just leave   Because some weird chromosome   Somewhere deep inside is calling me home         Oh please don't look so confused   I guess you're seldom refused   You must think I'm insane   Walking out knowing I won't get this chance again?          Of course I want to share your bed with you   But if I stay tonight I can never go home         But I can hardly believe   That I'm about to just leave   Because some weird chromosome   Somewhere deep inside is calling me home         Oh please don't look so confused   I guess you're seldom refused   You must think I'm insane   Walking out knowing I won't get this chance again?          Oh I can hardly believe   That I'm about to just leave   Because some weird chromosome   Somewhere deep inside is calling me home         Oh please don't look so confused   I guess you're seldom refused   You must think I'm insane   Walking out knowing I won't get this chance again?