Another radio station   Another dream that's about to come true   We may not reach all the nation   But we' got the means to capture you   We' got something for everyone   M.O.R. to rock and roll   And for all you classical jazz freaks   We got more rock and roll.      Another smooth operation   Another chance to make some cash   And it's all down to slick professionalism   Sheer class   We'll give you sport and up-to-the-minute news   We'll dish out odd and local events   And for all you radio watchdogs   There'll be nothin' that offends   We got the money and expertise   We got the license and we wanna please   All it needs is you to change your brand   Switch the waveband, that's all it takes   Come on, give us a commercial break.      We're gonna take all the issues   And avoid 'em like the plague   We're gonna give you what we think you should have   Keep it bland and vague.      Another radio station   Another dream that's about to come true   We may not reach all the nation   But we' got the means to comfort you.      Another radio station   Another radio station   (Repeat and fade).