Old fashioned she might be   Dated like last year's pop-song   Ageing like this year's calendar   It's a wonder she can still raise a smile.      But in spite of her pension   Governments and Ascension Day   She can.      Her local vicar serves her "pie in the sky"   While her M. P. talks about the policy for European entry   In jargon she does not understand   She's not interested   She makes do, she says she's happy   Talking of her late husband   Who looks down from the mantlepiece   She says she's happy   Says she's happy   Says she's happy   Oh she says she's happy.      INSTRUMENTAL      She likes her television   'Crossroads', 'Coronation Street'   And Robin Day's bow tie   She likes the quiz shows   Where people win a lot of money   And that makes sense to her   She likes to listen to the radio   Music, Clifford T., She says he's nice   He's flattered.      Birth, marriage, death   She needs the local newspaper   Derek writes what she likes to read   But they're knocking down her house now   To build some more   Knocking down her house now   To build some more.      She can read about it on the front page   Or buy the same plot with new bricks   For ten thousand pounds   Central heating, separate dining room   Detached garage   All modern conveniences.