If someone stood up in a crowd   And raised his voice up way out loud   And waved his arm   And shook his leg   You'd notice him      If someone in a movie show   Yelled "fire in the second row   This whole place is a powder keg!"   You'd notice him      And even without clucking like a hen   Everyone gets noticed, now and then   Unless, of course, that personage should   Be   Invisible, inconsequential me      Cellophane   Mister cellophane   Should have been my name   Mister cellophane   'Cause you can look right through me   Walk right by me   And never know I'm there      I tell ya   Cellophane   Mister cellophane   Should have been my name   Mister cellophane   'Cause you can look right through me   Walk right by me   And never know I'm there      Suppose you was a little cat   Residin' in a person's flat   Who fed you fish and scratched your   Ears?   You'd notice him      Suppoose you was a woman wed   And sleepin' in a double bed beside one man for seven years   You'd notice him      A human being's made of more than air   With all that bulk, you're bound to see   Him there      Unless that human bein' next to you   Is unimpressive, undistinguished   You know who      Should have been my name   Mister cellophane   'Cause you can look right through me   Walk right by me   And never know I'm there   I tell ya   Cellophane   Mister cellophane   Should I bend my name   Mister cellophane   'Cause you can look right through me   Walk right by me   And never know I'm there   Never even know I'm there