Give 'em the old razzle dazzle   Razzle dazzle them   Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it   And the reaction will be passionate      Give 'em the old hocus pocus   Bead and feather 'em   How can they see with sequins in their eyes?   What if your hinges all are rusting?   What if in fact you're just disgusting?      Razzle dazzle them   And they'll never catch lies      Give 'em the old razzle dazzle   Razzle dazzle them   Give them a show that's so splendiferous   Row after row of robociferous      Give them the old flim-flam-flummox   Fool and fracture them   How can they hear the truth above the roar   (Roar, roar, roar!)   Throw them a fiction off a magel   They'll never know you're just a bagel      Razzle dazzle them, and they'll beg ya for more      Give 'em the old double-whammy   Daze and dizzy 'em   Back since the days of ol' Methusala   Everyone loves the big bamboozala      Give 'em the old three-ring-circus   Stun and stagger them   When your in trouble go into your dance   Though you are stiffer than a girder   They'll let you get away with murder      Razzle dazzle them and ya got a romance      Give 'em the old razzle dazzle   Razzle dazzle them   Show 'em the first-rate sorcerer you are   As long as you keep 'em way off balance   How can they spot you've got no talent      Razzle dazzle them   (Razzle dazzle them)      Razzle dazzle them   And they'll make you a star