because there's a poltergeist   in every pen,   waiting behind each monitor   lurking,   paralyzing every word   i have for you in my head,   i be your ambient room,   your feather bed,   i'll cook you macaroni   every day of the week,   anxiety attack strikes again   every time i pick up a pen,      procrastinator...   procrastination   procrastinator, i'm a procrastinator!