Good morning, class   Good morning, class   Class, good, shut up!   Thank you      As you know your regular teacher   Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation   However she does send her love, at least finger paintings   And desk club she's making      I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant   Class, attention, attention, class, class, shut up!   Thank you      Young man, now give me that knife, thank you   Now class, you all know who I am   So let's find out who you are      Class, class, shut up!   Thank you      Now class, Sister Rosetta has informed me   That your assignment for the last two months   Has been to write an essay entitled   'How I Spent My Summer Vacation'   Who would like to read theirs before the class?      Class, class, cla, shut up!   Thank you      Young man in the first row, stand up   State your name and read your essay      Who me?   Yes, read your essay, please   Uh, I don't have it finished yet   Well then, read what you have, young man      Okay, the first day on my vacation   What I did on my summer vacation   The first day on my vacation, I woke up   Then I went downtown to a quiet job   Then I hung out in front of the drugstore      The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up   Then I went downtown to look for a job   Then I hung out in front of the drugstore   The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up      (Now that's fine, young man)   Then I went downtown to look for a job   (That's fine, young man)   Then I got a job   (Young man, young man, young man)   Keeping people from here and out in front of the drugstore   The fourth day on my      Shut up!   Thank you      Now class, I have a surprise for you   I'm going to read you some poems   Out of this lovely book of poetry   The sun kisses the morning skies   The birds kiss the butterflies   The dew kisses the morning grass      Class, class, ca   Wake up!      I gotta go to the can, man