Mexican Thong Song      (Talking)   Oh, my goodness   I cannot believe this   Did you see that, man?   She got a thong on to the beach   Baby, with all that cellulite you got    Going on down there,    You need a beach blanket, not a beach towel, okay?      Ooh, that gut’s so scandalous    You know that girdle can’t handle it   Eating that Twinkie like a big old witch   With a look in your eyes like    you want some fried fish   She like to hit at the buffet spot   She will eat anything even   Crumbs and drops   Macaroni and cheese   She eat the whole pot   She was in chalupa loca      She eat chicken by the truck, truck, truck   Hams like what, what, what   Baby, tuck your gut, gut, gut   I think I’ll sing it again   She eat chicken by the truck, truck, truck   Hams like what, what, what   All night long,   You’ll never fit that thong-ong-ong    Oh baby   Look at that fat ass    go “blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”   I hate it when your gut   goes “ Blah-dah, blah-dah”   I hate it when your fat    goes “ Blah-dah, blah-dah”   I think you need to do some sit-ups   Cause that thong sure dont fit you mami   Oh my goodness loco it’s too big   Baby, cracks kills, okay?   I’ll see you later mami   Ay, Dios mio    please baby take that off   Okay, nos vemos