(Cledus T. Judd)      SANTA   HO HO HO HO HO   hohohohohohoho   And what do you want for Christmas little Sam?      SAM   I want the Billy Gilman action figure      SANTA   What about you Suzie?      SUZIE   I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene      SANTA   And what about you Cledus?      CLEDUS   Well Santa   It's not what I want.   It's what I want to give...      It's Christmastime in Nashville for country singers one and all   I'm going to give a right nutty party   It's Cledus' Christmas Ball      I sent out the invitations   Heck I even rented out the hall   And I've got a big SACK full of presents      Male CHORUS   Cledus' Christmas ball...      Dolly Parton brought two JUGS   (*wolf whistle*)   Of wine everyone admired   Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog      Female chorus   Chestnut's roasting on an open fire      Somebody get Mark off of there      Ah the twin fiddles are playing'   And it's a sewingin' time for all   YEE HAW   Everybody's dancin' around      Male CHORUS   Cledus' Christmas ball   HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO      Shania'a under the mistletoe   And that line was slap down the hall   Boy I hope she enjoys kissin'      Male CHORUS   Cledus' Christmas ball      Willie Nelson's homemade brownies   Brought us all good cheer   Garth retired early again      CHORUS   But he'll be back next year      You can count on THAT      The party's dyin' down now   So here's my present to you all haha    Come check out MY package      Male CHORUS   Cledus' Christmas ball      It's a little bitty piece of me to you      Male CHORUS   Cledus' Christmas ball      CHORUS   It's an ornament for your Christmas tree   Cledus' Christmas Ball      SUZIE   Hey   That's not Santa      CTJ   SHHHH      SUZIE   That's Kenny Rogers   The Gambler      CTJ   Hush yer mouth      Merry Christmas from Cledus T. Judd   HO HO HO