i've got a friend and she's a beauty   i've got a friend and he's a cutie   they should be friends, if you know what i mean   it's all a part of my harebrained scheme      this girl i know is really sweet   the kind of girl he'd like to meet   i bet she's free on friday night   a pair of arms to hold her tight      i'm not nosy, i'm just concerned   people are hurting, they've all been burned   being alone is no way to be   don't worry at all, just leave it to me      i've got a friend and he's a smoothie   i've got a friend and she's real groovy   they should be friends, if you know what i mean   it's all a part of my harebrained scheme      this boy i know is really swell   the kind of boy who'd treat her well   i bet he's free on friday night   i'm sure it would turn out alright      i'm not nosy, i'm just concerned   people are hurting, they've all been burned   being alone is no way to be   don't worry at all, just leave it to me      i've got a friend and she's a beauty   i've got a friend and he's a cutie   they should be friends, if you know what i mean   it's all a part of my harebrained scheme   i've got a friend and he's a smoothie   i've got a friend and she's real groovy   they should be friends, if you know what i mean   it's all a part of my harebrained scheme