what is not, not to like, a shiny bike   no lock, no key...it's there for me   it's for real, i'm gonna steal a pair of wheels   FSU...now you can too      I know soon that someone else   will claim my new bike for themselves   waiting for their lucky day   to make a speedy getaway      I am a bike thief...      our friend the dane, he does the same, no lock, no chain   he rides around ...all over town   to travel far, without a car, he pedals hard   so join the fun...you could have one      want to get from here to there   a bike can take me anywhere   it's not mine, but I don't care   I've had enough of playing fair      i'm riding free   so come with me   we'll be carefree   say it with me      I am a bike thief...      scope it out, you'll be without the slightest doubt   you want it now, i'll show you how   go down tonite, the time is right, it's in your sights   and if you dare, it's sitting there      I know soon that someone else   will claim my new bike for themselves   waiting for their lucky day   to make a speedy getaway   want to get from here to there   a bike can take me anywhere   it's not mine, but I don't care   I've had enough of playing fair      I am a bike thief...