And now you're hopping onto the gondola   With a snowboard attached to your foot      Goofy foot, ok   Regular foot, ok   And with the fever for the powder   You'll be on that hill all day   Front edge digger, faceplant, it hurts   Your face scraping hard in the hot cold ice   Scorpion back pincher, ain't nothing nice      [CHORUS]   Faceplant scorpion backpinch   Left foot twisted, spine bent   [x2]      Snowboard with confidence   Looking at all the fine snowboard chicks      Knees bent,ok   Posture, ok      Caught in a faceplant Because you were off daydreaming   Now you're sitting on your ass in pain again      Unconcious, ok   One second delay      'Till the ambulance comes to take me away   No more faceplants for me to do today      [CHORUS]      Jumped to the dance floor   Swimming on a sea of hands   Tribal coral reef below me, taking a chance   Boots caught up on someone's shoulder   My head the melon, the floor the boulder      Had to keep on singing   That's what James Brown would say   Bowl the dead weight back up to the stage      Faceplant [x4]      BRRRR...   Snow down the front, nutt, back and crotch   Abominable snowman, yetti, thanks alot   Backfoot flip, snowboard spine tweak   No pain without the powder, stuck four feet deep   More than a mighty wind carried on my head   Vertebraes cracking like dry french bread   Turn the other way, I should have been bittin'   Ski patrol dude might now be freaking   Landed smack down on my forehead   For a minute I thought I was dead      [CHORUS]      All hands on deck, calculations incorrect   FACEPLANT!