There was a time when I enjoyed vidalia   there was no other fruit I dared my lips to touch   my grandad he prescribed vidalia   "for whatever ails ya" - heart disease, the grippe and such      But to yourself this medicine you'll properly expose   the benefits of health, wealth, and respect   Eat it like an apple of a deep-colored rose   sweet victory will be yours to delect      But how my palate grows tired   so sweet, so sweet, so sweet   no thanks I'll take defeat      I remember a dark and smoky den   Cheeks of roast beef bloody rare   Oh, whiskey-edged faces of barrel-chested men   And I'm feelin' small, weak and scared      I remember that nook, the way I shook   pain hurts innocence be damned   red with shame and red with pain   we all sit down to eat our leg of lamb   our leg of lamb...   we all sit down to eat our leg of lamb