She's got a ham in her handbag, a pig in her purse   She's got two-ply no-fly baby buggers   She's got a burlap sack, she's on a voter parade   She's gonna get some carob cigars and some lemonade   No need to put your ear to the ground   Dora Munch is coming to town      She puts eggs in her orange juice, coffee in her tea   Puts olives in her jelly, says that's the way it's gonna be   Ashes and mashes and dust and mustard   Creamed spinach sandwich and she cuts the crusts off   Don't let it show that you wanted some   Dora Munch is coming to town      She's got a ham in her handbag, a pig in her purse   She's got two-ply no-fly baby buggers   She's got a burlap sack, she's on a voter parade   She's gonna get some carob cigars and some lemonade   No need to put your ear to the ground   Dora Munch is coming to town      She puts eggs in her orange juice, coffee in her tea   Puts olives in her jelly, says that's the way it's gonna be   Ashes and mashes and dust and mustard   Creamed spinach sandwich and she cuts the crusts off   Don't let it show that you wanted some   Dora Munch is coming to town, yes sir   Dora Munch is coming to town, you heard me the first time   Dora Munch is coming to town