Goodbye, goodbye, leggy blonde   Everyday I look across the office floor   There you were, your hair down to your legs   And your legs down to the floor   Leggy blonde, goodbye, goodbye      Now that you are gone   I'll never see you here for tech repair   Wish you knew how much I loved   Your legs and your hair   Leggy blonde, goodbye, goodbye      Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy   Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy   Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy   Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy      Blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie   Blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie   Blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie   Blondie, blondie   Leggy blonde, goodbye, goodbye      I had a budgie but it died   Woah-oh, I like pie      Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy   Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy   Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy   Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy      Whoa, blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie   Blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie   Blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie   Blondie, blondie   Leggy blonde      I'll never get, I'll never get to be with you   I'll never get to share another cup of tea with you   I'll never get to let you know how much I think of you   I'll never get to tear your clothes off on the photo copier      He'll never get   He'll never get   He'll never get   He'll never get to say      Oh leggy blonde, you got it going on   Wanna see you wearing that thong, thong, thong   See you get it on till the break of dawn   [Incomprehensible] panties on   Goodbye