Oh my God, she's so hot   She's so flippin' hot, she's like a curry   I want to tell her how hot she is   But she'll think I'm being sexist      She's so hot, she's making me sexist, bitch   I need my 1987 DG-20 Casio electric guitar   Set to mandolin, yeah   Drop the drums      Hear me now, I see you give the sign   I wanna boom like it's never been done   Bust the moves like the click boom of a gun   In the Marquee, in the bass is booming   Someone?s smoking boom in da back of da room      And it?s the first day of boom and the flowers are blooming   Drum boom bass and the party is booming   Boom ba-boom like a rocket taking off to the moon   Boom boom like a bride and boom-ah      See you shaking that boom boom   See you looking at my boom boom   See you want some boom boom   It's clear it's boom time, boom boom      Let me buy you a boom boom   You order a fancy boom   You like boom and I like boom   Enough small boom, let's boom the boom-ah      Fast-forward, select-a      Now, we're rolling on a boom boom   Riding to my private room   And do we know what?s happening, we both assume   We're gonna boom boom boom 'til the break of boom      Who's the boom king?   Who?   I'm the boom king   What?      Who's the boom king?   Tell me now   I'm the boom king   He's the boom king      My phone is beeping, it's b-boom boom   He's back from ten years doom and gloom   He said he had his boom chopped off in the boom   But the crazy boom still loves to boom      Unzip the boom and the lens goes zoom   My b-boom drops ba-dooba boom boom   We both get freaky and the boom gets squeaky   And we boom boom boom boom   Boom boom boom      Who's the boom king?   Who?   I'm the boom king   What?      Who's the boom king?   Hah   I'm the boom king   Bret's the boom king