Well the South side of Chicago   Is the baddest part of town   And if you go down there   You better just beware of a man named Leroy Brown      Now Leroy, more than trouble   You see he stand 'bout six foot four   All the downtown ladies call him Treetop Lover   All the men just call him Sir      And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown   The baddest man in the whole damned town   Badder than old King Kong   And meaner than a junkyard dog      Now Leroy, he a gambler   And he like his fancy clothes   And he like to wave his diamond rings   In front of everybody's nose      He got a custom Continental   He got an Eldorado too   He got a .32 gun in his pocket for fun   He got a razor in his shoe      And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown   The baddest man in the whole damned town   Badder than old King Kong   And meaner than a junkyard dog      Well, Friday 'bout a week ago   Leroy shootin' dice   And at the edge of the bar   Sat a girl named Doris and ooh, that girl looked nice      Well, he cast his eyes upon her   And the trouble soon began   'Cause Leroy Brown learned a lesson   'Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man      And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown   The baddest man in the whole damned town   Badder than old King Kong   And meaner than a junkyard dog      Well, the two men took to fighting   And when they pulled them from the floor   Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle   With a couple of pieces gone      And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown   The baddest man in the whole damned town   Badder than old King Kong   And meaner than a junkyard dog      And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown   The baddest man in the whole damned town   Badder than old King Kong   And meaner than a junkyard dog   Yeah, badder than old King Kong   And meaner than a junkyard dog