I wouldn't trade Christmas, no, no, no, never would I   Wouldn't trade Christmas, I love you the best   I wouldn't trade Christmas, no, no, no, never would I   Wouldn't trade Christmas, I love you the best      It's time for the holly   The fun and the folly   And all of that jolly jazz   The people are glowing   The sand is now howing   Each window is showing it has      All the latest in choicings   The daddy [Incomprehensible]   And all of that razzmatazz      But I wouldn't trade Christmas   Wouldn't trade Christmas for New Year's Eve   Thanksgiving, Halloween and the rest   Christmas we love you the best      I wouldn't trade Christmas, no, no, no, never would I   Wouldn't trade Christmas, I love you the best      The traffic gets poky   The turkey gets smoky   And all of that holy stuff   The people are shopping   For things they'll be swapping   Like filigree boxes of snuff   So you pour the hot toddy to toast everybody   But can't pour the toddy enough      But I wouldn't trade Christmas   Wouldn't trade Christmas   For Father's Day or Mother's   Valentine and the rest   Christmas we love you the best      I wouldn't trade Christmas, no, no, no, never would I   Wouldn't trade Christmas, we love you the best      The jingle bells jingle you feel the old tingle   You buy the [Incomprehensible]   The idea is clever but subways will never   Quite handle that huge evergreen   And the old office party with Stanley and Marty   Keep drinking until they turn green      But I wouldn't trade Christmas   Wouldn't trade Christmas for Labor Day   Or Easter, Washington and the rest   Christmas we love you the best      I wouldn't trade Christmas, no, no, no, never would I   I wouldn't trade Christmas, no, no, no, never would I   I wouldn't trade 'cause we love you the best