I don't believe this we've been friends for so long    It's so hard to see, you do this to me,    You came round just to mow the garden,    Your a clever guy, 'cos you did it for free (it's funny)       You think I don't already know,    What if I... told you,    I'm watching you    I've seen you two at the movies and in the    Late night jaccuzi's,    Your screwed and I'm done with you    So stay well clear and leave my mum alone,    Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone       I came home and your car was in the front yard,    I went into see, what the fuck was going on.... I'm angry    I didn't ever think things could be so wrong,    You undid your flys and now I can't believe my eyes       You think I don't already know,    What if I... told you,    I'm watching you    I've seen you two at the movies and in the    Late night jaccuzi's,    Your screwed and I'm done with you    So stay well clear and leave my mum alone,    Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone       You did it to Steven and Ethan, Joey and Nathan,    Joesy and David, Peter John and Mike,    Alison, Alistair, Montugue, Macalister, Madison,    Halison, and that guy from Salisons    This time I don't already know       What if I told you, they all hate you,    I told mum about the movies and the late nite jaccuzi's    Your screwed and I'm done with you    So stay well clear and leave my mum alone,    Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone       What if I... told you,    I'm watching you    I've seen you two at the movies and in the    Late night jaccuzi's,    Your screwed and I'm done with you    So stay well clear and leave my mum alone,    Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone