I met a new me at 8 am, the other one got lost   This was not a trade in, although I wouldn't believe the cost   I woke up crying as we said goodbye   Me an my old self, each day he vanished more and more   As I became someone else      He actually was murdered I had taken him apart   But when I put him back together, I couldn't find his heart   It was resting underneath a chair, in a bed of bright tin foil   If I pulled back the flaps, I could still see it beat   I could still hear his voice uncoil, as I said :      I want a trade in, a 14th chance at this life   I've met a woman with a thousand faces   And I want to make her my wife      How could I have been so mistaken, how could I think that it was true   A child that is raised by an idiot, and that idiot then becomes you   How could I believe in a movie, how could I believe in a book   But most of all how could I listen to you, such an obvious schmuck   A life spent listening to assholes, it's funny but it's true   So get rid of them I said to myself   But first I'm getting rid of you      I want a trade in, a 14th chance at this life   I've met a woman with a thousand faces   And I want to make her my wife      Take me over to the window, my heart said to my head   Please set me on fine, so we can start again   I was so wrong that it's funny, and I can't apologize   But instead you can be everything that I'm not, the second that I die      Ooohhh, I want a trade in, the second chance at this life   I've met a woman with a thousand faces   And I want to make her my wife      Ha!   A 14th chance at this life, I want a trade in ...   ... I said ... uuuhhh, 14th, 14th chance at this life