Your story sad to tell   A teenage ne'er do well   Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block      Your future's so unclear now   What's left of your career now?   Can't even get a trade in on your smile   Beauty school dropout   No graduation day for you   Beauty school dropout   Missed your mid-terms and flunked shampoo   Well at least you could have taken time   To wash and clean your clothes up   After spending all that dough   To have the doctor fix your nose up      Baby get movin   (Better get movin)   Why keep your feeble hopes alive?   What are you provin?   (What are you provin)   You've got the dream but not the drive      If you go for your diploma you could join the steno pool   Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school      Beauty school dropout   (Beauty school dropout)   Hanging around the corner store   Beauty school dropout   (Beauty school dropout)   It's about time you knew the score      Well they couldn't teach you anything   You think you're such a looker   But no customer will go to you   Unless she was a hooker      Baby don't sweat it   (Don't sweat it)   You're not cut out to hold a job   Better forget it   (Forget it)   Who wants their hair done by a slob?      Now your bangs are curled   Your lashes twirled   But still the world is cruel   Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school      Baby don't blow it   Don't put my good advice to shame   Baby you know it   Even dear Abby'd say the same      Now I've called the shot   Get off the pot   I really gotta fly   Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky      Beauty school dropout   (Beauty school dropout)   Go back to high school   Beauty school dropout   (Beauty school dropout)   Go back to high school   Beauty school dropout   (Beauty school dropout)   Go back to high school