Your story's sad to tell, a teenage ne'er-do-well   Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block   Your future's so unclear now,   What's left of your career now   Can't even get a trade-in on your smile   Beauty school drop-out, no graduation day for you   Beauty school drop-out, missed your midterms   And flunked shampoo   Well at least you could have   Taken time to wash and clean your clothes up   After spending all that dough to have the doctor  Fix your nose up Baby get moving (better get moving),   Why keep your feeble hopes alive   What are you proving (what are you proving)?   You've got the dream, but not the drive   If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool   Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to highschool   Beauty school drop-out, hangin' around the corner store   Beauty school drop-out, it's about time you knew the score  Well they couldn't teach you anything,   You think you're such a looker   But no customer would go to you,   Unless she was a hooker  Baby don't sweat it (don't sweat it),   You're not cut out to hold the job  Better forget it (forget it), who wants their hair done by a slob   Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled,   And still the world is cruel   Wipe off that angel face and go back to highschool   Baby don't blow it, don't put my good advice to shame   Baby you know it, even Dear Abby's say the same   Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly   Gotta be goin' to that maltshop in the sky   Beauty school drop-out, go back to highschool   Beauty school drop-out, go back to highschool   Beauty school drop-out, go back to highschool