I wanna ask you fellows   Why do you shut me out?   When I've driven every place   That they call land   I talk plain talk   I've seen the moon sittin' on the road, and   And I don't eat no chateaubriands      And I drive my car   Under same stars   Where the miles are   Come back I demand   Dear gentlemen   Please let me in   I don't know how I can   Make you understand      I'm a pure denizen of the Citizens Band   I'm a pure denizen of the Citizens Band   I'm a pure denizen of the Citizens Band   I'm a pure denizen of the Citizens Band      Hey friend, know what I'd do   If I was makin' the bucks   I'd move into a place   Where all they had was trucks   'Cause there's one thing I can't stand   There's one thing that I cannot stand   One thing I cannot stand   Can't stand, cannot stand, can't stand