Conspiracy theory number one   Jesus was a man from Mars   The stable was a pub called the Rising Sun   And the three wise men arrived in cars      Conspiracy theory number two   War is just a marketing plan   If you?ve got an army who?ll die for you   You can be a marketing man      I heard it on the citizen?s band      There?s really nothing to it hardly   It?s elementary   As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie   As simple as ABC      I heard it on the citizen?s band   I heard it from the citizen?s band      Conspiracy theory number three   The government control who you are   And if your music?s good for the economy   You can be a rock and roll star      There?s really nothing to it hardly   It?s elementary   As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie   As simple as ABC      I lost the signal in a tunnel for a while   And heard some corporate rock   Some multi-national and at the end of the dial   I heard some manufactured pop      I pulled in to the side of the road   And re-tuned to 95 point I don?t know      Citizen?s band radio   The home of the stars   Tune into the breakfast show   And listen to the man from mars      Go, da, da, da, da, da, la, la, da, da, da, da   Da, da, da, da, da, da, la, da, da, da, da, da   Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, de, la, la, la, de