?Bloodsport for all?, said Corporal Flash   And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas   Stuck me in a wet-suit to dry off in the sun   And fed me pet food, Kit-e-kat and Chum      ?Stand up and beg?, said Sergeant Kirby   ?Lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie   Roll up, roll up goes the reveille   Abuse the bugle boy of company B?      ?Suffer in silence?, said Brigadier General Holmes   ?Or change your name to Smith or Jones   Learn to live with all the death threat notes   The big bananas and the racist jokes?      ?Stand up and beg?, said Sergeant Kirby   ?lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie   Roll up, roll up goes the reveille   Abuse the bugle boy of company B?      And the coldest stream guards   Of them all   Sang ?God Save The Queen?   And ?Bloodsport For All?      While were on the subject   I've been called a spade   Single filed in public   With my privates on parade      I hope my feet go flat   Before I hang myself   Because I can't take this crap   I'm going A.W.O.L.      And the coldest stream guards   Of them all   Sang ?God Save The Queen?   And ?Bloodsport For All?