Princess resuscitates drowning tramp   Big business infiltrates postage stamp   Happy days are here again   And it's a gas man, oh boy   And we will enjoy ourselves      Illiterate bored teenager gets spelling wrong on suicide note   Loneliness of long distance drugs runner   Ends on crowded Bangkok death row   Happy days, oh happy days   And it's a gas man, oh boy   And we will enjoy ourselves      Over and over the sums are the same   Count up the number of people in pain   Take away friends and then add a few noughts   Dividing it by the first number you thought   And it's a gas man      Kill yourself if you want   But I'll tell you this only once   Don't