Don't open the box , take the money   Take it to the shops where we can spend it all, honey      On 90's memorabilia and rock 'n' roll records   And experience the genius of Terrence and Leonard   Send them victorious, happy and glorious   Long to reign over us in the studio for us      My eyes have seen the glory of the legend   And the story of Feather cropped   And blow dried hair   Clever clogs and Lionel Blair's      And I won't be watching TV any more   I'll poke my TV eyes out at the door   Nail my other records to the record shelf   Enlighten, educate and entertain myself   Listening to the sound of Lenny and Terrence