Ever since I met you you were someone I knew   Lookin' for a little somethin' somethin' to do   You wanted one-stop-shoppin' and clothes that feature   You wanna look pretty when they're takin' your picture      Now you want your life to move a little bit faster   A little bit of death, a little bit of disaster   Well I was doin' this before you were born   The glove already fit you before it was worn      And yea, the choice is yours   I can dress you up as the Devil   Or I can dress you up as one of the Devil's whores      Calling all girls of the opposite sex   I know you just can't wait for what happens next   I got a five-step plan and brand facility   The perfect habitat for testing sex ability      All you need's a credit card, you're good to go   Roll a little footage and film a little video   I wanna see who's livin' between your legs   You just can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs      And girl, what do you say?   You can dress me up like JFK   Hide in the grassy knoll   And blow me away!      I have some money here for you so reach into me and grab it   And I have never understood why anybody likes Lenny Kravitz      I see no reason for this continue   I don't have anything else to put in you   Now go back home, girl, and do whatever it is that you do      And girl, I hate to break you the news   When you win here you really lose   And you've been such a pleasure to use