Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, drum machine)   Steve vai (guitar, acoustic guitar)   Ray white (guitar, vocals)   Roy estrada (vocals)   Bob harris (boy soprano)   Ike willis (vocals)   Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)   Tommy mars (keyboards)   Arthur barrow (keyboards, bass, micro bass, rhythm guitar)   Ed mann (percussion)   Scott thunes (bass)   Chad wackerman (drums)   Vinnie colaiuta (drums)   Craig steward (harmonica)   Dick fegy (mandolin)   Marty krystall (saxophone)      What's the ting that they's talkin' about everywhere?    Sex   When they wanna be suave 'n' debonair   Sex      What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast   Sex   At yer bongo party an' yer weenie roast   Sex      Even them christians who are born again   Sex   Go out 'n' get pooched every now 'n' then   Sex      Do ya do or don't ya don't   Sex   Bet yer lyin' if ya say ya won't   Sex      Some girls try it 'n' go on a diet   Then they worry 'cause they's too fat   Who wants t'ride on a ironin' board?    That ain't no fun...i tried me one      Grow that meat all over yer bones   Work the wall with the local jones   'n' while you do it, remember this line   The sniffer says it all the time      "the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'   The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'   The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'   The bigger the cushion..."      Makes no difference if you're young or old   Sex   Don't you act like it's made of gold   Sex      Ladies they need it just like the guys   Sex   Maybe you could use a protein surprise   Sex      Any time, anywhere   Sex   Why d'ya think it's growin' there   Sex      Some girls try it 'n' they don't like it   They complain 'cause it don't last   Who wants to ride on a debutante?    They talks too much...they moves too fast      Watch the scenery while you ride   You can be very warm inside   'n' when the train goes 'round the bend   Check the shrub'ry on the other end      "the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'   The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'   The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'   The bigger the cushion..."