Make like a Mister Milquetoast and you'll get shut out   Make like a Mister Meek and you'll get cut out   Make like a little lamb and wham, you're shorn   I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn      Make like a Mister Mumbles and you're a zero   Make like a Mister Big, they dig a hero   You've got to sound your A, the day you're born   I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn      The taller the tree is the sweeter the peach   I'll give you the whole maguilla in a one word speech, reach      Make like the world's your pudding but light the brandy   Even the mildest kiss is a dan, dan, dandy   There'll be no love in bloom come doomsday morn   I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn