St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast Lyrics by Frank Zappa
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Yes indeed
Here we are

At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
And wheedled on the Bingo cards
And blew up the latrine

I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
While she was totally in chenille
And her old man was a Marine

As she abused the sausage pattie
And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?"
At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
*(St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo
St. Alfonzo)*
Yes indeed   Here we are      At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast   Where I stole the margarine   And wheedled on the Bingo cards   And blew up the latrine      I saw a handsome parish lady   Make her entrance like a queen   While she was totally in chenille   And her old man was a Marine      As she abused the sausage pattie   And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?"   At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast   Where I stole the margarine   *(St. Alfonzo   St. Alfonzo   St. Alfonzo   St. Alfonzo)*