Well, there's nothing more to add before I leave   This thing of ours is dead but don't you grieve   Is it me or are they younger every night?   Just because they can, it doesn't make it alright      I'm hanging by my teeth, waiting on quick relief   Well, the kids don't sleep for days   I could die in a hundred odd ways      Well, I'm so sick of hearing how your love for this has died   Don't tell me you could do it if you tried   Well, it's a shame or a sham, he's half as old as I am   Don't tell me he could look good if he tried      Well, it terrifies the life from out of me   Well, it's really such a lazy way to be   Hiding in the bedroom, climbing up the walls   You've got to kick it out of me gently   Till it begs and pleads and crawls      Well, I'm so sick of hearing how your love for this has died   Don't tell me you could do it if you tried   Well, it's a shame or a sham, he's half as old as I am   Don't tell me he could look good if he tried      Well, I'm so sick of hearing how your love for this has died   Don't tell me you could do it if you tried   Well, it's a shame or a sham, he's half as old as I am   Don't tell me he could look good if he tried      And won't you make sure my mother gets half my weight in gold?   Tell her I just did what I was told   Grab you're expensive coat and bury it inside   Don't tell me you could do it if you tried