Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)   Mark volman (vocals)   Howard kaylan (vocals)   Jim pons (bass, vocals)   Don preston (keyboards, electronics)   Ian underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)   Aynsley dunbar (drums)      I mean, really, really, I mean, you guys,   What can I say, you guys are my favorite band   You gotta tell me somethin',   Are you here in hollywood long?    I mean, I just...   No, I'm ah, we're recording here in town   You're recording here?    Yeah, at the record plant   The record plant?    Yeah   Oh, bobby sherman records here   I just love bobby sherman and david cassidy   Do you know david cassidy?    No, i...   Have you ever run into any members of the tree dog night?    Joe shermy once i...   Oh! they are my favorite band!   They're so professional, I mean...   So creative...   How 'bout david crosby? I mean...   He's so in, you know, i...   No, I never...   He's...he just knows...   I mean, he almost cut his hair but he didn't   No, listen, ah, do you know how...   Do you know how to get to the chateau mormon from here?    Not exactly...is it by the, by the airport?    No no, we don't, we have a bus on this particular thing   Oh!   Yeah   Tell me one thing: do you like my new car?    Oh yeah! it's a...pavilion, isn't it?    Oh, not just a pavilion, it's a pauley pavilion   Oh!   Yeah, it's real futuristic,   I like the little naked man turn signals   So ah, we gotta get up, you know,   And ah, go to the studio in the morning   And then we groove court for about two weeks   And then we ah, we leave again   Oh, really?    Where do you play when you go from here?    Ah, let me see...needles...   Oh oh! you guys are so professional   No, it's nothing...   I mean the way you get to travel to all those exotic towns   You get to playin' and playin' in all these great sounding   Halls   Tell me somethin': do you really have a hitsingle in the   Charts now?    Right now, I mean, with a bullet?    That's really important   Listen baby, would I lie to you   Just to run my fingers through your pukes?    Don't talk to me that way!   I am not a groupie!   I never said that...   I'm not a groupie   Neither are my friends here   Jim and ian and aynsley and don and frank   None of us are groupies   Pleased to meet all you girls   Hiya howie...   Tell 'em, tell 'em, we don't...we aren't groupies   Howard   Yeah   We only like musicians for friends   That's right   You, you know, you understand?    We still wanna hear your record   You know, we still like to come in your bus   Listen now, on the other side of the record,   Didn't you say that you got off bein' juked   With a baby octopus and spewed upon with cream corn?    And that your hair-lipped queen-o-bassplayin' girlfriend   With the cross ties and the tits on her shirt   Had to have it with a hot seven-up bottle or you went up the   Wall?    Oh! howie...   What's the deal, mama?    Howie, all that's true, howie   And sometimes I even dig it with a jack-in-the-box ring job   But howie, we are not, we are not groupies, howie   I told robert plant that   I told elton john   I told steve stills   Yeah   And he didn't even wanna ball me   I can see that...   Listen, the thing is baby, I want some action, you know   I'm only here for a couple of weeks,   Recording at the record plant   With that naked statue in the bathroom and stuff...   I'm horny as fuck!   Listen to me...   I want a steaming, succulent, juicy, drippy, ever-widening   Kind of a smelly, slimy, many folded,   Sort of in-and-out contracting sphincter   Kind of a hole with a, with a, with a...   Let's see, there's gotta be a way I can put this discreetly   Let's say we hop in the isle over those guys   And the blewin' fuck baby!   Hey, hey, hey!   I'm in this band man...   I told you that many times   No matter what goes on   Listen! it just so happens tonight   I mean, this is unbelievable   Are you a virgo   No...   I mean, it just so happens tonight   Me and my girlfriends, well,   We came here lookin' for a guy from a group   Ah!   But just not any guy from any group   Yeah...   We're lookin' for a guy from a group with a dik   Well, I can show you!   But he's gotta have a dik which is a monster!   (wow!)   That's me!   You peeked!   That's me, you little westward wench nipple-queen!   Take me, I'm yours, you hole.   Fulfil my wildest dreams!   Oh! anything for you my most seductive pop star of a man.   Yeah?    Picture this if you can   Okay, I'll try...   Bead jobs   Knotted nylons   Bamboo canes   Three unreleased recordings of crosby, stills, nash & young   Fighting at the fillmore east.   Oh!   Two unreleased recordings of...of the grateful dead,   Sitting in with mel torme   Yeah!   No! i...   Oh! man! oh, i, I just...   I can't stand it!   Do you understand me baby?    I mean, I can't stand it!   I can't stand it!   I can't stand it!   ...   I gotta see my baby!   I gotta...   I can't stand it!