I'm The Slime Lyrics by Frank Zappa
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I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little had changed
I am the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't got for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks..
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin'room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go
I am gross and perverted   I'm obsessed 'n deranged   I have existed for years   But very little had changed   I am the tool of the Government   And industry too   For I am destined to rule   And regulate you      I may be vile and pernicious   But you can't look away   I make you think I'm delicious   With the stuff that I say   I am the best you can get   Have you guessed me yet?   I am the slime oozin' out   From your TV set      You will obey me while I lead you   And eat the garbage that I feed you   Until the day that we don't need you   Don't got for help...no one will heed you   Your mind is totally controlled   It has been stuffed into my mold   And you will do as you are told   Until the rights to you are sold      That's right, folks..   Don't touch that dial      Well, I am the slime from your video   Oozin' along on your livin'room floor      I am the slime from your video   Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go