I got a 20 sider on call   Dressed up and ready to roll   Get up and choose alignment   Dressed up and ready to roll      Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave.   Get some platinum the d.m. will turn the page.      Check out my thief he's got the black shield   Dressed up and ready to roll   Fan out to scope that fortress   Dressed up and ready to roll      Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe   Half-orc, full-dork; the myth and reality      We may not know any girls   But we got graph paper guiding our way   We got confusion, delusion   And all of friday night to kill.      Pick up the phone the pizza's still late dressed up and ready to roll   We'll try to hide from cyclops dressed up and ready to roll      That was by far the best time that we ever had.   That was by far the best time that we ever had.      Get to the tavern have a few beers   Dressed up and ready to roll   Pick up and elvin bar whore   Dressed up and ready to roll