We woke up one sunday morning   Bought a thousand dollar van   Picked the boys up on the west side   Now I don't know where I am   But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer      Buggered off to find a grocery store   Get a 40 and some gum   Feeling lonely got a girly mag   A little gloss to keep me warm   But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer      Now marky's lost   Poor tim is trapped in conversation   And fil was saved   By all our constant aggravation      Hey there pea soup did you see that show?    Hey there pepsi did you see?    We'll make sure to come this way again   We'll make sure you get in free   But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer      I saw gullage at the show last night   She said we played her favourite song   Some fat kid told me we saved his life   What the hell is going on   But tonight would have gone way smoother had we had more beer