[Verse 1]   Walking down the street with a gangsta limp   Hoes on the corner like a O.G. pimp   Feelin real good cuz I'm drunk and high   Throwin up the hood as the cars go by   The light turned green and I started to bail   Across the street, drunk as hell   Seen a fine girl at the red light   Her face her hair her car was tight   The light turned green and she had to go   The bitch pulled over at the liquor sto'   She got out the car and walked around   And there I was, posted 'cuz   She looked at the Khakis hangin off my ass   She put her head down and tried to pass real fast   But on the way back out, before she left   I asked her with Colt 45 on my breath      [Chorus]   Can I get my freak on with you? (come here baby)   Smoke some weed and drink some brew (I love ya body)   Can I get my freak on with you? (yeah)   Smoke some weed and drink some brew (oww)      [Verse 2]   When I heard Too Short "The Freaky Tales"   I was still a virgin, I was mad as hell   Had nothin to lose, everythang to prove   Tryin to fuck every duck that moved   Hangin at the swapmeet, drunk and high   Flirtin with the hoodrats walkin by   Sometimes I got dissed, sometimes I got laid   Sometimes I got ganked, sometimes I got paid   High school parties in East Palmdale   Dancin with a female lookin bomb as hell   With a booty up against me make me feel real good   Plus her hands between my legs rubbin on my wood   My dick Johnny Cochran gets real hard   And all of a sudden, I want the broad   High on weed, drunk on beer   That's when I whispered in her ear      [Chorus]      [Verse 3]   Redheads, blond hoes, Puerto Ricans and chicanos   Oriental girls not mention black   Back to back, stacked like a six-pack   Panties droppin, bra unstrappin   Like Mariah Carey I'ma +Make It Happen+   Whoo whoo (whoo whoo), ride hoes like my Coupe   I'm 30 years old in 2004   I got a wife and I don't fuck around no more   Ay, remember Joby, well Joby's a giant   And bitches wanna do me like I'm Kobe Bryant   Too many skeezers, too many diseases   Now I'm in the Bible tryna be like Jesus   I used to be a gigalo back in the day   I remember when I used to say      [Chorus: 2x]