[Chorus: 2x]   Don't grab my keys when the party's over   I drive better drunk, than you do sober      [Verse 1]   I don't know what you've been told   I've been drinkin since 12 years old   Started in 1988   Hangin at the liquor store real real late   I drunk a swallow, I drunk a cup   Drunk the bottle, I threw up   Over the years, I learned to pace it   Get kinda tipsy, but not that wasted   I like beer, but I love malt liquor   Cuz malt liquor, get me drunk quicker   Stop on the freeway, take a whiz   Hop in my Cadillac and handle my biz   I drive better drunk than I do sober   Cuz when I'm sober right   I think I can make through the, red light   Go, go, go, I hope I'm not dead right   But when I'm drunk, I know I can't   So I ain't, I drive like a saint   Drinkin is a class I did not flunk   I'm a Colt 45 certified drunk      [Chorus: 2x]      [Verse 2]   I dropped outta school in 9-0   Became the world's greatest wino   I drink at home, I drink at work   Ignore the boss, he just a jerk   I drink 12:00 in the day   Relax my nerve, serve my yay'   When my day go bad, I always drink   Calm down, relax and think   Only days we like to clown   A 24-ounce 'fore the sun go down   On weekends, that's when it's cool   To drink a 40-ounce, and act a fool   Once I get into that zone   I leave that beer and that liquor alone   I can barely walk, I can barely talk   But I can glide that Cadillac like a hawk      [Chorus: 2x]      [Verse 3]   I ran from the cops in the rain   With my church shoes on   I drove from Palmdale, California to Compton   Drunk two 40-ounces, Old English 800, the club ended   All the homies left my in the parkin lot toe' back   Wasn't nobody out there but me and the sheriff department   Fell asleep on the 14   Woke up on the 405   Fell asleep on the 405   Woke up on the 105   Fell asleep on the 105   Woke up in bed   Call that, uh, autopilot   But don't try that at home; I got skills   I am to liquor, what the Crocodile Hunter is to alligators   "These crocs, they're not your ordinary crocs   "You gotta grab them in the mandible"   We can't find no hotels man (you know what I'm sayin)   So we might have to drive   All day, and all night   I got some music   So it's alright      [Repeat 4x]   All day, and all night   I got some music   It's alright      Make you feel good   Rollin through the hood   With your windows down   Checkin out your sounds   Just lend me a light   No stress and strive, baby