Just Drunk Enough Lyrics      I knew it would happen someday   But I never thought that it’d be tonight   Then you walked into the bar with your new Mr. Right   With that big ol’ chip on my shoulder   And Johnny Walker making me see red   I decided I’d walk right on over and pour him a beer   On his head      And I know I’ll regret this tomorrow   It’s just another cross that I’ll have to bare   I’m sober enough to know better   But I’m just drunk enough not to care      No, it’s not my proudest moment   But when he swung at my face and just missed   I decided there and then I’d introduce his chin to my right fist   Then I tipped my hat to my ex-girlfriend   Said Darlin’ you sure look nice   For a low down cheatin’, dead beatin’, cold hearted witch    Who ruined my life      And I know I’ll regret this tomorrow   It’ll be another cross that I’ll have to bare   I’m sober enough to know better   But I’m just drunk enough not to care      Yeah I know I’ll regret this tomorrow,    Cause Mr. Right’s finally comin’ up for air   I’m sober enough to know better   But I’m just drunk enough not to care      I know I’ll regret this tomorrow,    Instead of leavin’ I sat back in my chair   I’m sober enough to know better   But I’m just drunk enough not to care      I’m just drunk enough not to care