Well they'll stone you when you're tryin' to be so good   They'll stone you just a like they said they would   They'll stone you when you're tryin' to go home   They'll stone you when you're left all alone   I would not feel so all alone everybody must get stoned   They'll stone you when you're walkin' long the street   They'll stone you when you're tryin' to keep your seat   They'll stone you when you're walkin' on the foor   They'll stone you when you're walkin' to the door   I would not feel so all alone everybody must get stoned   [ banjo ]   They'll stone you when you say that it's the end   They'll stone you and then you'll come back again   They'll stone you when you're ridin' in your car   They'll stone you when you're playin' your guitar   I would not feel so all alone everybody must get stoned all right oh yes