Well, they'll stone you when you're trying to be so good   They'll stone you just like they said they would   They'll stone you when you're tryna go home   Then they'll stone you when you're there all alone      But I would not feel so all alone   Everybody must get stoned      Well, they'll stone you when you're walkin' along the streets   They'll stone you when you're tryna keep your seat   They'll stone you when you're walkin' on the floor   They'll stone you when you're walkin' to the door      But I would not feel so all alone   Everybody must get stoned      They'll stone you when you're at the breakfast table   They'll stone you when you are young and able   They'll stone you when you're tryna make a buck   They'll stone you and then they'll say, "Good luck"      Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone   Everybody must get stoned      Well, they'll stone you and say that it's the end   Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again   They'll stone you when you're riding in your car   They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar      Yes but I would not feel so all alone   Everybody must get stoned, alright      Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone   They'll stone you when you are walkin' home   They'll stone you and then say they all are brave   They'll stone you when you're set down in your grave      But I would not feel so all alone   Everybody must get stoned