Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat   Yes, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat   Well, you must tell me, baby   How your head feels under somethin' like that   Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat      Well, you look so pretty in it   Honey, can I jump on it sometime?   Yes, I just wanna see   If it's really that expensive kind   You know it balances on your head   Just like a mattress balances   On a bottle of wine   Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat      Well, if you wanna see the sun rise   Honey, I know where   We'll go out and see it sometime   We'll both just sit there and stare   Me with my belt   Wrapped around my head   And you just sittin' there   In your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat      Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you   It's bad for your health, he said   Yes, I disobeyed his orders   I came to see you   But I found him there instead   You know, I don't mind him cheatin' on me   But I sure wish he'd take that off his head   Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat      Well, I see you got a new boyfriend   You know, I never seen him before   Well, I saw him   Makin' love to you   You forgot to close the garage door   You might think he loves you for your money   But I know what he really loves you for   It's your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat