Joe Rey, he came from Spain   Across the ocean in frozen rain   And he loves point, point, pointing the finger      Joe Rey is stoned all day   With two hairdressers in a Chevrolet   For a while I think Joe Rey's gonna linger      Joe Rey is not so pretty   I can't understand why he's so in demand   He stays out late in the city sometimes, sometimes      Joey Rey smokes at three   Barks like a pigeon and watches TV   He's cool, cool, cool, cooler than I am      He knows what I don't know   Got seventeen different words for snow that he signs   Signs to a deaf girl named Diane      Joe Rey is not so pretty   I can't understand why he's so in demand   He stays out late in the city, sometimes, sometimes      Joe Rey is not so pretty   I can't understand why he's so in demand   He stays out late in the city sometimes, sometimes   Sometimes, sometimes      Joe Rey, he came from Spain   Across the ocean in frozen rain   And he loves point, point, pointing the finger      Joe Rey loves point, point, pointing the finger   Joe Rey loves point, point, pointing the finger   Joe Rey loves point, point, pointing the finger