Long distance operator try another line   There's no reply on this one, what a waste of time   She can't be working and she can't be in her bed   She can't be home now, guess I'll drop a line instead      In my wild days I had a girl on every page   Now some don't want me and the others are engaged   My little black book is about to bite the dust   My telephone bell can't ring through all that rust      I gotta find a full time lover   I gotta find a full time lover   Now my one night stands are so hazy   And my social life is so crazy      Hey operator, one more call before I'm done   Forget Yolanda, I know Zelda is the one   Last time I saw her, she was moving to Hong Kong   She said she'd love me 'til the real thing comes along      I gotta find a full time lover   I gotta find a full time lover   Now my one night stands are so hazy   And my social life is so crazy      If it wasn't for me, my house would be deserted   If it wasn't for me, I would have someone to hold on to      I gotta find a full time lover   I gotta find a full time lover      I gotta find a full time lover   I gotta find a full time lover   I gotta find a full time lover   I gotta find a full time lover