I'm gonna be your full time daddy    Or I won't be no daddy at all   I'm gonna be your full time man    Or I'm not gonna answer your call      Well, I'm sick and tired of this song and dance    From now on I'm gonna wear the pants   I'm gonna be your full time daddy    Or I won't be no daddy at all.      Well, I'm gonna be your number one    I don't like number two, Yes, or number three    Well, I might be well just between me and you   I'm all through bein' your puppy dog    All through with jumpin' when you say frog      Well, I'm gonna be your full time daddy    Or I won't be no daddy at all.      --- Instrumental ---      Well, I'm gonna be your full time daddy    Or I won't be no daddy at all   Yeah. I'm gonna be your full time man    Or I'm not gonna answer your call      The next time you treat me like a mouse    I'm gonna rat your hair for the house   I'm gonna be your full time daddy    Or I won't be no daddy at all,      Yeah, I'm gonna be your full time daddy    Or I won't be no daddy at all...