His name is Noel   I have a dream about him.   He rings my bell   I got gym class in half an hour.      oh how he rocks   In Keds and nike socks.   But he doesn't know who I am   And he doesn't give a damn about me.      Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby   Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby   Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me   Ooohoooooo      His girlfriend's a bitch   She has an attitude   And she'd simply kick    my ass if she knew the truth   she lives on my block   she drives while I rock   and she doesn't know who I am    And she doesn't give a damn about me...      cause i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby   yeah i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby   listen to iron maiden baby with me   Ooohoooooo      Oh yeah dirtbag   No, he doesn't know what he's missing.   Oh yeah dirtbag   No, he doesn't know what he's missing yeah yeah       Man I feel like mould   It's prom night and I am lonely.   Low and behold   He's walking over to me.      This must be fake   My lip starts to shake.    How does he know who I am?   And why does he give a damn about me?      "I've got two tickets   to Iron Maiden baby   Come with me Friday-   don't say maybe.   I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby   like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo"      Oh yeah dirtbag   No, he doesn't know what he's missing.   Oh yeah dirtbag   No, he doesn't know what he's missing yeah yeah