I can't call a cab, cause you're cutting   my ear of, can't call a cab, and it hurt so   bad in my head, in your bed, oh you're   cutting it all of, could have warned me   then I'd kept my mouth shut      You don't know how to act   and how to treat a lady   Not impressed      In my head, in your bed   Oh, I liked that tart   I'm feeling kind of fuzzy   if you're good, I'll call you daddy      She had it coming   Was for all to see   Keeping it from her   Wanted two to be three   That's right      It's all for free   Not me      Oh, you got to get it on   You will never get out   of the chapel of love   I got to get in it   You will never admit that the punishment   should fit the crime, oh, you silly woman   Give me your coat   Cotton won't protect thee      Don't you think it's kind of rude   expecting anything from me      In my head, in that bed   Gee, how happy I'd be   Got a high attraction   for girls who's into action   But you babe, you're too much for me   We're not on the same page, are we   You're a bad and mad woman   Pay for salvation