You know just the other morning   I was hanging around in my house   I had that old book with picutres of Madonna naked   And I was checkin' it out   Just then a friend of mine came to the door   She said she never pegged me for a scumbag before   Said she didn't ever want to see me no more   And I still don't why/      I think I'm an alright guy   I think I'm an alright guy   Well I just want to live until I gotta die   I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try   I think I'm an alright guy   I think I'm alright      This one time for medicinal purposes they forced me to smoke some dope   I'm pretty sure I can still be the President   But I dont think I'll ever get to be the Pope   Well I get wild and I know I get drunk   It's not like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk   My old man used to call me a no-good punk   And I still dont know why       I think I'm an alright guy   I think I'm an alright guy   Well I just want to live until I gotta die   I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try   I think I'm an alright guy   I think I'm alright      You know just the other night   The cops pulled me over outside the bar   When they turned on their lights   And they ordered me out my car   Man I was only kiddin' when I called 'em a couple of dicks   But still they made me do the stupid human tricks   Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks   And I still don't know why      I think I'm an alright guy   I think I'm an alright guy   Well I just want to live until I gotta die   I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try   I think I'm an alright guy   I think I'm alright