The bartender just told me   I've had too much to drink   Now why's he believing   I give a damn what he thinks   'Cause I can tell he's never felt   the way that I do   He's never had to get over   someone like you      (CHORUS)   I'll be udner the table for I'm over you   Drowning your memory isn't easy to do   And as long as I'm standing, well then I ain't through   'Cause I'll be under the table for I'm over you      It seemed so easy for you to leave me   and find someone new   Then why can't your memory   find somebody too   THere ain't a day that slips away   that I don't think of you more   The only time you're off my mind   is when I'm flat on the floor      (CHORUS)      Yes I'll be under the table for I'm over you